This is the dishonest lying quiz. Answering honestly and all other forms of telling the truth are strictly forbidden. You must lie while answering every question. It is also suggested that you lie more than once while answering each question.

The primary function of this quiz is to make you look better than you actually are so please avoid all facts and make yourself look really great.

And remember that telling THE TRUTH is FORBIDDEN.

The quiz begins...

1. Are you male or female?
Im a bald 61 year old man.

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
december 25th. im jesus. 61 years old.

3. Where do you live?
Heaven.

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
No. Im also and axe murderer.

Do you believe in any kind of god or take part in any organised religion?
No, but did I mention that I AM Jesus?

6. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
Oh i love politics! GEORGE BUSH FOR THE WIN.

23. How would you describe your personality?
I'm an emo kid, non-confirming as can be, you'd be non-confirming too if you look just like me. I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face im almost emo enough to start shaving my legs...

7. Where do you work or study at?
Well, i work in a church and being an old man with mystical jesus powers, I mostly hang out in the girls bathroom watching people pee.

8. What kind of clothes you wear?
Dark clothes that explain how emo I am.

9. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
I eat dead babies.

10. How many friends do you have?
NONE. I curl up in corners and cut myself.

18. Do you do "IT" often?
YEA! BECAUSE MY PARENTS TOTALLY LET ME HAVE A LIFE!!!

11. Why did you join DA?
To tell everyone my problems like this is myspace. not to mention I like to put on blonde wigs and sing Brittany Spears songs.

12. What kind of art you like?
Lolicon.

13: What kind of art do you make?
Hentai pictures of myself.

14: Are you famous here on DA?
YEA!! I get calls from the DA owner to draw for him/her!!

15: Do you comment/answer comments?
No. Im so emo that I tell everyone my problems and neglect theirs.

16: Do you fav often?
I fav EVERYTHING!!! from mock pictures of me to HENTAI!!!

17: Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
Nope. as I have hated everyone, they hate me the same.

19. Do you like quizzes?
NO, I have no sence of humor.

20: Do you use DA often?
Never.

21. Where did question 18 go?
I ate it because im fat.

22. What kind of gift art would you want to receive?
PICTURES OF FLOWERS WITH MY CHARACTERS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

24. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
NOPE. I totally wasted 18 crisp minutes of my life. I could've been jacking off.

25. Where did question 23 disappear?
*burp* The same place that your mom went!


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